The Straight Cunt Express

June 19th, 2008

McCain’s Speech Was So Bad…

June 6th, 2008

that in a campaign email today the McCain campaign urges supporters to READ a copy of his horribly delivered speech. Usually in this youtube day in age supporters are urged to WATCH the speech!! Perhaps this just shows McCain’s age?

NOT Change We Can Believe In???

June 6th, 2008

Horrible, Just Horrible.

June 4th, 2008

And people think Bush is a bad speaker?!?!

Teddy Kennedy, old politicos bad for mccain

May 21st, 2008

Although Teddy is a few years older than Grandpa McCain, his health problems reflect bad on the old bastard GOP nom. Was it any coincidence that in the next days McCain announced he would make his doctors available to questioning by the press? Teddy may not live to see the end of the next president’s first 100 days. Hell, god forbid, Teddy may not live to see the next president elected in November. Whether Americans consciously realize it, old politicians with health problems cannot bode well for McCain’s image. It should put voters on notice and remind them that McCain has a good chance of dying within the next few years. He battled cancer too, remember? If a Teddy-like, old prominent white haired politician around McCain’s age dies or experiences serious health problems closer to November it surely will make voters think twice before voting for the crazy old coot. You’ve been warned.

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Grandpa’s Secret Memo Leaked!

May 13th, 2008

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How Big Are Grandpa’s (saggy) Balls?

May 3rd, 2008

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Grandpa insecure, hides age on digg.com

April 28th, 2008

h/t: bigheaddc

New DNC Ad: McCain “100 years”

April 27th, 2008

These new DNC ads are great!

No Country…

April 25th, 2008

Flickr

Nice Glasses

April 25th, 2008

Linkage

Grandpa = delusional, out of touch

April 23rd, 2008

Great ad. Glad the Dem Party is focusing on his craziness while Barack is tied up, fending off Hillary.

The Fabulous Life of…GRANDPA!

April 23rd, 2008

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Grandpa gets a pass?

April 21st, 2008

From Cogitamus:

Do you think if Barack Obama had left his seriously ill wife after having had multiple affairs, had been a member of the “Keating Five,” had had a relationship with a much younger lobbyist that his staff felt the need to try and block, had intervened on behalf of the client of said young lobbyist with a federal agency, had denounced then embraced Jerry Falwell, had denounced then embraced the Bush tax cuts, had confused Shiite with Sunni, had confused Al Qaeda in Iraq with the Mahdi Army, had actively sought the endorsement and appeared on stage with a man who denounced the Catholic Church as a whore, and stated that he knew next to nothing about economics — do you think it’s possible that Obama would have been treated differently by the media than John McCain has been?  Possible?

And — this is fun to contemplate — if Michelle Obama had been an adulteress, drug addict thief with a penchant for plagiarism — do you think that she would be subject to slightly different treatment from the media than Cindypills McCain has been?  Anyone?

Murtha Agrees: Grandpa is too fing old!

April 19th, 2008

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