Big duh there. What the fuck else was he supposed to say?!
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Mr. Dodd acknowledged the oddity of a Senate lion — a 27-year veteran — endorsing a man who is just barely halfway through his first Senate term to be leader of the free world. But he implicitly acknowledged what history has made obvious: precious few of those Senate lions become president. –NYTimes
JFK was the last […]

he promises no new taxes - but he doesn’t understand the economy. Doesn’t sound like a smart move to me.

Tags: Bush 41, George HW Bush, read my lips

If you listen to McCain’s advice, you’ll end up in a Vietnamese prison, somehow. –Wonkette

(cue the dead jokes)
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but it was actually real boring and nothing new or earth shattering. Just a summary of his political career. Give us the real dirt on this alleged affair or him leaving his heavier, amputated, handicapped wife (and kids) when he was released for the 20 year younger rich blond […]

we heard all about Barry’s bout with nicotine but when did Walnuts! give it up…
Mr. McCain said it has been 28 years since he quit smoking. But he still has pangs of desire. –NYTimes
oh Johnny and his biblical era lingo.

To be sure, the issue of pandering to the right (while not assuredly winning the right) and losing independents is not his only problem. The fact that he is an old crazy bastard that couldn’t inspire a dog to lick his balls may prove just as problematic.
To the degree he panders to […]

No me gusto.

The old-guard feminist establishment has also rushed out of cold storage to embrace Hillary Clinton via tremulous manifestoes of gal power that have startlingly exposed the sentimental slackness of thought that made Gloria Steinem and company wear out their welcome in the first place. Hillary’s gonads must be sending out sci-fi rays that […]

McCain’s speech came on right after Obama was done with his usual greatness. What a let down it was to go from the glory of Obama to crazy old coot McCain. Walnuts frickin reads off a teleprompter worse than George W. Bush does. Barry is going to chew him up and spit him out.
McCain […]

Mittens agrees.
Both old as dirt, war heroes, can’t lift arms past their titties, & may/has faced a Clinton for the presidency.

Tags: Bob Dole

Walnuts McCain “jokes” about his age, southern accents, and lawyers.  His delivery is sorely lacking.  Perhaps he needs to spend more time on Leno…unless that is the problem. At least by putting Mike Huckabee on the ticket McCain could stick to talking about 100 year wars (or was that supposed to be another awkward joke) […]

French Pres. Nic Sarkozy got hitched this morning to his model lady-friend. Sounds like a John McCain/Rudy 9iulliani move to me. If he were a US Dem Pres he surely would be impeached my high noon Monday.

Tags: France, Sarkozy

“I assume that I will get the nomination of the party. I assume unifying our party is a very critical item and I believe we can do that and get everybody together and working together. And I’m confident I can do that.” –CBS
Probably a safe assumption although apparently no-one ever told him what happens when […]