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Say it with us now: “4 more years, 4 more years.”
h/t: debased delusions

Last week ThinkProgress thought they busted Grandpa stealing some words when in fact the stealer was the dude they thought Grandpa was stealing from.  Got all that, good.  Anywho, Wonkette had this hilarious note about the whole episode:
“I’M NOT A PLAGIARIST, MY FRIENDS”
John McCain’s so old that the speeches he plagiarizes are in fact […]

Tags: Diapers, Great Depression, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow

Now hanging out with the old guy, Mittens apparently dropped the hair dye appointments and aged ten years.  What could be so funny here?  One of them old fogies squeak a quick fart out of their uncontrollable bowels?  Judging by the smiles, pretty sure it was Grandpa.

And WTF is up with Mittens’ dress pants? […]

Especially considering her busty blondness and affinity for Bud-Light.
Linkage: BigHeadDC

Nancy Reagan endorses the only candidate as old as her. Speaking of old ladies, where has Grandpa’s dead mom been lately?  Back to playing bingo at the nursing home? And why does this photo take 20 years off them?

Tags: , Nancy Reagan

Susan Estrich aptly points out that Grandpa McCain is too old and senile to be president. Meanwhile good ole Jack Kemp tries to tell you Grandpa is in fact NOT an old bastard at age 71. Speaking of Jack Kemp anyone see Grandpa McCain as a 1996 Dole campaign sequel? Hell, lets prop Bob […]

h/t: Debased Delusions

Wow.

Speaking of Grandpa and the internets and Bush’s own distaste for computers  - emails, we know why) - we came across this funny old official White House pic that deserved a post.  The caption appears quite fitting for the image.

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Tags: computers, email, Internet

A Huffington Post blog bangs home what we’re tryin to tell ya’all: John McCain is too fucking old and batshit crazy to be the next president.  We need stability (not senility) “my friends” - not an old grandfather struggling and confused that may die in his sleep any night, or any moment.
His series of […]

The campaign of Sen. John McCain suspended an aide Thursday for distributing a YouTube video linking Sen. Barack Obama with his longtime pastor, whose history of intemperate remarks has roiled the presidential campaign in recent days.The aide, Soren Dayton, used a personal account on Twitter.com to send a link to the two-and-a-half-minute video. –Linkage
Meanwhile Grandpa […]

Obama’s secret service nickname is “Renegade
“Hillary’s is “Evergreen”
Grandpa McCain’s is “Enlarged Prostate”
[-Conan O’Brien]