Apparently Grandpa called in unsolicited from his trip to Arabia. All sunshine of course.

Among other things he said that:
* Good news!! MY surge is working!!!!!!!!!
* We did go to a market, people are normal.
* The Surge is working!!
* American troops are being sacrificed!
* General Petraeus is the shit and may be the greatest general in […]

…by doing absolutely nothing. Hooray for McCainocracy! Nothing like a president by default!
Hopefully this wonderful news will allow us all to spend more candid time  sitting on Grandpa’s lap (taking turns with lobbyist babes of course) listening to him spew even crazier shit.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! A good time to reexamine what stud Irish cat Grandpa is. Remember when he even told the IRA to go fuck themselves!?
John McCain — an Irish-American himself — delivered a thunderous speech at the American Ireland Fund dinner in which he branded the IRA “cowards” who did not deserve to […]