or at least crazy old McCain.  We are scared to read that Grandpa McCain is up double digits in today’s Rasmussen tracking poll.  Most old farts are dead by now or at least experiencing elder abuse in a convalescent home, but no, fucking Grandpa John McCain is winning the Presidency of the fing United States. […]

for John McCain?  How can this be? I mean he deserves one, right? Going around calling people jerks and whatnot…one of you Grandpa McCain readers get on this and make the good ole Grandpa a Dickipedia page!  Com’on the nicest guy to ever walk the earth, Barack Obama, even has one.  Don’t let Grandpa feel […]

The Media hints that Grandpa being a crusty old fuck was the casual factor in his confusion of the Sunni/Shia factions yesterday:
McCain, the 71-year-old Arizona senator who touts his national security experience as a main reason why he should be elected, gave Democrats a line of attack to use against him on Tuesday. –Reuters
Meanwhile, Obama […]

H/T to ThinkProgress where they note that yesterday wasn’t the first time Grandpa associated al Qaeda with Iran. He also did in his interview with Hugh Hewitt the night before.

ProgressNowAction had this comment, questioning Grandpa McCain’s self-professed studness on foreign policy:
 This is a little more than just some garden-variety benign misstatement. For all of […]

Greeted by Don Imus himself - Grandpa unleashes his famous temper to kick some jewish ass and bust-up terrorist sunglasses (more Chuck Norris style than Rambo it seems) during his pilgrimage to the Western Wall…while his buddy Joe fends off the fawning women hoping to be the next Vicki Iseman.  Take that Palestine.
Linkage: NYTimes

and not one use of “my friends?”  Grandpa’s speechwriters and column ghost writers need to get on the same page here; and some people think Obama speaks in hopeful phrases?

Michael Brendan Dougherty with the American Conservative Magazine echos Hugh Hewitt’s 6 out of 7 reasons for conservatives to hold their noses and vote for John McCain: the sure 6 future appointments to the Supreme Court. Conservative issuing voters are grasping for anything with McCain.
btw, Grandpa likes guns.

Tags: , 2nd amendment, Abortion, Court, gun rights, […]

From Keith Olbermann’s Countdown tonight:

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From yesterday’s interview with Hugh Hewitt, John McCain says he doesn’t want to provoke:

Rattle it kinda like this?…..

From last night’s Letterman explaining Grandpa’s visit to Arabia.

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McCain’s gaffe seems innocent enough to me. (If a Democrat has said it, you can be sure that the far right blogosphere would be all over it.) But I do fear that the tendency to conflate all terrorism and extremism in the Middle East with the Sunni al Qaeda as opposed to the Shiite Iranian […]

Seemingly still loopy (-ier than normal)  from spending his Arabia night chit chatting with Hugh Hewitt (talking about chillin in the pretty normal market places and bomb, bomb, bombing Iran) Grandpa McCain had an elder moment today -  the type that could ensure a 100 year war - that thankfully his good buddy Joe was […]

Yesterday Grandpa told Hugh Hewitt and his illustrious audience that people in Iraq “are leading pretty normal lives” despite reports that one in five Iraqis are still displaced from their homes five years later, in addition to dealing with daily fears of violence.

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Grandpa John McCain and George W. Bush in lockstep…

Apparently Grandpa called in unsolicited from his trip to Arabia. All sunshine of course.

Among other things he said that:
* Good news!! MY surge is working!!!!!!!!!
* We did go to a market, people are normal.
* The Surge is working!!
* American troops are being sacrificed!
* General Petraeus is the shit and may be the greatest general in […]