Almost Daily Blix: Grandpa McCain is a joke

Today’s post by “The Almost Daily Blix” is great on so many levels. We love the accurate hating on Grandpa (and Hillary).

McCain sucks at the internets and connecting to the internet using generation:

Both McCain and Clinton, seemed to have approached the Internet and associated technologies as some ‘new fangled fad’ in contrast to  Obama’s campaign’s adept use of technology as a key tool…John McCain - just short of referring to the ‘Internets’ doesn’t exhibit that he actually has a clue about much of anything Internet.

It is inconceivable that any young adult, with unrestricted access to their own conscience, could support John McCain based on his record, his cantankerous demeanor or his battle with a consistent message.

Enough of this “my friends” bullshit; Grandpa couldn’t inspire a dog to like his balls:

His communication skills, while a shade more refined than Hillary Clinton,  can induce spontaneous narcolepsy. Mostly, they are continuous checklists of items, peppered with “my friends” and generally uninspiring platitudes.  We feel strongly that McCain doesn’t actually have a bland speaking style but rather has nothing to say.  When he does shoot from the hip, it appears the gun remains holstered and he fires at his foot - so - he more safely chooses to say nothing.  McCain has managed to turn the phrase “my friends” with his unique intonation, into a pejorative.

Grandpa McCain is a fucking poser:

 John McCain, with his supercilious speech in front of the motel where the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. was murdered, seemed more like a spoof than a reality. A non-apology apology that was not only sleep inducing but nauseating in its saccharine incredulity. How it wasn’t met with the crowd abandoning him mid-platitude to get Carmel Macchiatos at Starbucks suggests to a reasonable mind that they were paid to sit there.

Not a uniting force, not a maverick, not a critical thinker - but rather one of the bag men for the Keating Five.  A man so detached from the crucial financial problems in our country that he waves Phil Gramm, one of the architects of the current sub-prime mortgage debacle as an economic adviser and co-chair of his campaign.  That’s not heroic, that’s idiotic.

An amazing all around post; in addition to being a solid political blog we subscribe to (and you should to).  Just wanted to pass along.

Can we all agree yet that a President McCain would be a fucking disaster!?


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