that in a campaign email today the McCain campaign urges supporters to READ a copy of his horribly delivered speech. Usually in this youtube day in age supporters are urged to WATCH the speech!! Perhaps this just shows McCain’s age?

And people think Bush is a bad speaker?!?!

h/t: bigheaddc

Today’s post by “The Almost Daily Blix” is great on so many levels. We love the accurate hating on Grandpa (and Hillary).
McCain sucks at the internets and connecting to the internet using generation:
Both McCain and Clinton, seemed to have approached the Internet and associated technologies as some ‘new fangled fad’ in contrast to  Obama’s campaign’s […]

Last week ThinkProgress thought they busted Grandpa stealing some words when in fact the stealer was the dude they thought Grandpa was stealing from.  Got all that, good.  Anywho, Wonkette had this hilarious note about the whole episode:
“I’M NOT A PLAGIARIST, MY FRIENDS”
John McCain’s so old that the speeches he plagiarizes are in fact […]

Tags: Diapers, Great Depression, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow

Susan Estrich aptly points out that Grandpa McCain is too old and senile to be president. Meanwhile good ole Jack Kemp tries to tell you Grandpa is in fact NOT an old bastard at age 71. Speaking of Jack Kemp anyone see Grandpa McCain as a 1996 Dole campaign sequel? Hell, lets prop Bob […]

The campaign of Sen. John McCain suspended an aide Thursday for distributing a YouTube video linking Sen. Barack Obama with his longtime pastor, whose history of intemperate remarks has roiled the presidential campaign in recent days.The aide, Soren Dayton, used a personal account on Twitter.com to send a link to the two-and-a-half-minute video. –Linkage
Meanwhile Grandpa […]

or at least crazy old McCain.  We are scared to read that Grandpa McCain is up double digits in today’s Rasmussen tracking poll.  Most old farts are dead by now or at least experiencing elder abuse in a convalescent home, but no, fucking Grandpa John McCain is winning the Presidency of the fing United States. […]

for John McCain?  How can this be? I mean he deserves one, right? Going around calling people jerks and whatnot…one of you Grandpa McCain readers get on this and make the good ole Grandpa a Dickipedia page!  Com’on the nicest guy to ever walk the earth, Barack Obama, even has one.  Don’t let Grandpa feel […]

The Media hints that Grandpa being a crusty old fuck was the casual factor in his confusion of the Sunni/Shia factions yesterday:
McCain, the 71-year-old Arizona senator who touts his national security experience as a main reason why he should be elected, gave Democrats a line of attack to use against him on Tuesday. –Reuters
Meanwhile, Obama […]

and not one use of “my friends?”  Grandpa’s speechwriters and column ghost writers need to get on the same page here; and some people think Obama speaks in hopeful phrases?

…by doing absolutely nothing. Hooray for McCainocracy! Nothing like a president by default!
Hopefully this wonderful news will allow us all to spend more candid time  sitting on Grandpa’s lap (taking turns with lobbyist babes of course) listening to him spew even crazier shit.

for a little romance ya know…and to see if it will actually take 200 years of US occupation, god knows either he, his mother, or both will be around too see this thing out. Hope he got a nice tour of another green zone market.
McCain said last week that the quickest way to bring the […]