Archive for the 'Barack Obama' Category

Grandpa Taps Meg Whitman

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

to cure all his problems. Despite being the 3rd most powerful business woman last year ole Meg peaced the fuck out of eBay last month after the stock price went into the shitter.  Apparently she will make Grandpa McCain more republican like she did for Mittens Romney, teach him Economics 101, and “scoop up more […]

al Qaeda will die to defeat Grandpa

Friday, March 14th, 2008

 wouldn’t that mean two good things; dead terrorists and a NON-president McCain? Oh right,US troops would probably die too - that is the sucky part of it.  Perhaps Gramps wouldn’t have to worry about this intervention if we brought the troops home.
“Yes, I worry about it,” McCain said. “And I know they pay attention […]

Bush says McCain will win

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Big duh there. What the fuck else was he supposed to say?!
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John McCain’s Problem(s)

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

To be sure, the issue of pandering to the right (while not assuredly winning the right) and losing independents is not his only problem. The fact that he is an old crazy bastard that couldn’t inspire a dog to lick his balls may prove just as problematic.
To the degree he panders to […]

John McCain, no YOU can’t

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

McCain’s speech came on right after Obama was done with his usual greatness. What a let down it was to go from the glory of Obama to crazy old coot McCain. Walnuts frickin reads off a teleprompter worse than George W. Bush does. Barry is going to chew him up and spit him out.
McCain […]