Archive for the 'Cindy McCain' Category

The Straight Cunt Express

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Score one for vanity

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Let’s all just face it. Mike Huckabee lost this race b/c his lover Janet Reno Huckabee is no Cindy Stepford McCain or hell, even Ann Romney. When the families paraded on stage following debates it was painfully obvious that poor Janet just didn’t fit in. She wasn’t a trophy-like presidential wife or […]

NYTimes unearths mccain, or not.

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

(cue the dead jokes)
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but it was actually real boring and nothing new or earth shattering. Just a summary of his political career. Give us the real dirt on this alleged affair or him leaving his heavier, amputated, handicapped wife (and kids) when he was released for the 20 year younger rich blond […]

New 1st Honey of France

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

French Pres. Nic Sarkozy got hitched this morning to his model lady-friend. Sounds like a John McCain/Rudy 9iulliani move to me. If he were a US Dem Pres he surely would be impeached my high noon Monday.

Tags: France, Sarkozy

John McCain Matters? Since When? WTF?

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Where has he been the last 6 months? Barely hanging on? Peps were predicting his withdrawal on a daily basis after he couldn’t even afford to fuel up the “straight talk express.” When he never did, he never really mattered and no one gave two shits or even noticed he was still in the race. […]