And people think Bush is a bad speaker?!?!

h/t: bigheaddc

Bill Clinton that is, in defense/excuse of his lovely wife; rehashing her Bosnia trip “misstatement.”
“You woulda thought, you know, that she’d robbed a bank the way they carried on about this. And some of them, when they’re 60, they’ll forget something when they’re tired at 11:00 at night, too.“
So while Grandpa McCain (although an entire […]

Today’s post by “The Almost Daily Blix” is great on so many levels. We love the accurate hating on Grandpa (and Hillary).
McCain sucks at the internets and connecting to the internet using generation:
Both McCain and Clinton, seemed to have approached the Internet and associated technologies as some ‘new fangled fad’ in contrast to  Obama’s campaign’s […]

Obama’s secret service nickname is “Renegade
“Hillary’s is “Evergreen”
Grandpa McCain’s is “Enlarged Prostate”
[-Conan O’Brien]

or at least crazy old McCain.  We are scared to read that Grandpa McCain is up double digits in today’s Rasmussen tracking poll.  Most old farts are dead by now or at least experiencing elder abuse in a convalescent home, but no, fucking Grandpa John McCain is winning the Presidency of the fing United States. […]

…by doing absolutely nothing. Hooray for McCainocracy! Nothing like a president by default!
Hopefully this wonderful news will allow us all to spend more candid time  sitting on Grandpa’s lap (taking turns with lobbyist babes of course) listening to him spew even crazier shit.

for a little romance ya know…and to see if it will actually take 200 years of US occupation, god knows either he, his mother, or both will be around too see this thing out. Hope he got a nice tour of another green zone market.
McCain said last week that the quickest way to bring the […]

Big duh there. What the fuck else was he supposed to say?!
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Mittens agrees.
Both old as dirt, war heroes, can’t lift arms past their titties, & may/has faced a Clinton for the presidency.

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