Archive for the 'John McCain' Category

“Get to the fucking point”

Friday, April 11th, 2008

A review of Grandpa McCain’s recent tv ads.

Clinton invokes “senior moment” excuse

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Bill Clinton that is, in defense/excuse of his lovely wife; rehashing her Bosnia trip “misstatement.”
“You woulda thought, you know, that she’d robbed a bank the way they carried on about this. And some of them, when they’re 60, they’ll forget something when they’re tired at 11:00 at night, too.“
So while Grandpa McCain (although an entire […]

Grandpa McCain is a crusty old fuck

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Nothing new but the point accurate:
Dean explained that voters have two concerns about McCain’s age. “One was a health concern, the other was, and this is really interesting . . . that his views are old-fashioned.”
At the age of 72, McCain would be the oldest newly elected president in U.S. history if inaugurated in 2009.
Referring […]

NOT the best and the brightest

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

The man is a moron — 894th out of 899 in his graduating class at Annapolis. (Jimmy Carter was 59th in his class of 820. Dwight D. Eisenhower was 61st of 164 in his West Point class. Even Ulysses Grant was 21st of 39 at West Point.)
Linkage: NewMexiKen 

McCain Girls Strike Again

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Tags: McCain Girls, youtube

10 things you should know about Grandpa

Monday, April 7th, 2008

From MoveOn.org:

John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has “evolved,” yet he’s continued to oppose key civil rights laws.
According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain “will make […]

Almost Daily Blix: Grandpa McCain is a joke

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Today’s post by “The Almost Daily Blix” is great on so many levels. We love the accurate hating on Grandpa (and Hillary).
McCain sucks at the internets and connecting to the internet using generation:
Both McCain and Clinton, seemed to have approached the Internet and associated technologies as some ‘new fangled fad’ in contrast to  Obama’s campaign’s […]

Grandpa pretends to like Black people for a day

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Tags: black people, Martin Luther King jr., MLK jr, race

McCain = Dole catching on

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Others note the resemblance:
Democratic Strategist 
Ross Douthat
Related:  McCain = Dole  part 1

Tags: Bob Dole

Grandpa McBush stars in ‘THE RECESSION’

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Tags: recession

Media Double Standard for Grandpa McCain

Friday, April 4th, 2008

MSNBC Boy Genius Chuck Todd explains how tough it is for McCain to avoid being old. But that none of the crazy shit that he says matters cuz he is not Obama or Hillary and just might die of natural causes before November anyhow.

Britt Hume: Grandpa had a senior moment

Friday, April 4th, 2008

McCain Old, May Die Any Minute

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Search referral of the day:

Grandpa McBush official photo

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Say it with us now: “4 more years, 4 more years.”
h/t: debased delusions

“I’M NOT A PLAGIARIST, MY FRIENDS”

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Last week ThinkProgress thought they busted Grandpa stealing some words when in fact the stealer was the dude they thought Grandpa was stealing from.  Got all that, good.  Anywho, Wonkette had this hilarious note about the whole episode:
“I’M NOT A PLAGIARIST, MY FRIENDS”
John McCain’s so old that the speeches he plagiarizes are in fact […]