Archive for the 'Mike Huckabee' Category

Score one for vanity

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Let’s all just face it. Mike Huckabee lost this race b/c his lover Janet Reno Huckabee is no Cindy Stepford McCain or hell, even Ann Romney. When the families paraded on stage following debates it was painfully obvious that poor Janet just didn’t fit in. She wasn’t a trophy-like presidential wife or […]

can you say awkward?

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Walnuts McCain “jokes” about his age, southern accents, and lawyers.  His delivery is sorely lacking.  Perhaps he needs to spend more time on Leno…unless that is the problem. At least by putting Mike Huckabee on the ticket McCain could stick to talking about 100 year wars (or was that supposed to be another awkward joke) […]

John McCain Matters? Since When? WTF?

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Where has he been the last 6 months? Barely hanging on? Peps were predicting his withdrawal on a daily basis after he couldn’t even afford to fuel up the “straight talk express.” When he never did, he never really mattered and no one gave two shits or even noticed he was still in the race. […]

What a weak ass raise your hand if you agree by the Huck

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

McCain can’t freaking raise his arms above his shoulders and he mustered better than that pathethic effort. Although, Huck appears to think he is taking the oath of office and McCain doing a Hitler like salute.