Archive for the 'Old' Category

Grandpa McCain is a crusty old fuck

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Nothing new but the point accurate:
Dean explained that voters have two concerns about McCain’s age. “One was a health concern, the other was, and this is really interesting . . . that his views are old-fashioned.”
At the age of 72, McCain would be the oldest newly elected president in U.S. history if inaugurated in 2009.
Referring […]

NOT the best and the brightest

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

The man is a moron — 894th out of 899 in his graduating class at Annapolis. (Jimmy Carter was 59th in his class of 820. Dwight D. Eisenhower was 61st of 164 in his West Point class. Even Ulysses Grant was 21st of 39 at West Point.)
Linkage: NewMexiKen 

Almost Daily Blix: Grandpa McCain is a joke

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Today’s post by “The Almost Daily Blix” is great on so many levels. We love the accurate hating on Grandpa (and Hillary).
McCain sucks at the internets and connecting to the internet using generation:
Both McCain and Clinton, seemed to have approached the Internet and associated technologies as some ‘new fangled fad’ in contrast to  Obama’s campaign’s […]

Grandpa pretends to like Black people for a day

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Tags: black people, Martin Luther King jr., MLK jr, race

McCain = Dole catching on

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Others note the resemblance:
Democratic Strategist 
Ross Douthat
Related:  McCain = Dole  part 1

Tags: Bob Dole

Grandpa McBush stars in ‘THE RECESSION’

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Tags: recession

Media Double Standard for Grandpa McCain

Friday, April 4th, 2008

MSNBC Boy Genius Chuck Todd explains how tough it is for McCain to avoid being old. But that none of the crazy shit that he says matters cuz he is not Obama or Hillary and just might die of natural causes before November anyhow.

Britt Hume: Grandpa had a senior moment

Friday, April 4th, 2008

McCain Old, May Die Any Minute

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Search referral of the day:

“I’M NOT A PLAGIARIST, MY FRIENDS”

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Last week ThinkProgress thought they busted Grandpa stealing some words when in fact the stealer was the dude they thought Grandpa was stealing from.  Got all that, good.  Anywho, Wonkette had this hilarious note about the whole episode:
“I’M NOT A PLAGIARIST, MY FRIENDS”
John McCain’s so old that the speeches he plagiarizes are in fact […]

Grandpa knows his diapers and depressions

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Tags: Diapers, Great Depression, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow

Grandpa Doesn’t Know Shit

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Old people unite

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Nancy Reagan endorses the only candidate as old as her. Speaking of old ladies, where has Grandpa’s dead mom been lately?  Back to playing bingo at the nursing home? And why does this photo take 20 years off them?

Tags: , Nancy Reagan

BREAKING: McCain is old & Hannity is a prick

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Susan Estrich aptly points out that Grandpa McCain is too old and senile to be president. Meanwhile good ole Jack Kemp tries to tell you Grandpa is in fact NOT an old bastard at age 71. Speaking of Jack Kemp anyone see Grandpa McCain as a 1996 Dole campaign sequel? Hell, lets prop Bob […]

It’s Raining McCain!

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Wow.